I've been really working hard on not letting out audible guffaws when opposing counsel yells "move to strike," but today I let one slip out. Luckily, I was on mute.

Today is a great day to make a fantasy football trade! Honored to be working on this weekly piece over at PlayerProfiler, discussing trades you can make to make your team better! playerprofiler.com/article/week-2…

Injuries suck

Can’t believe the 1 game sample of Zach Charbonnet being better than Kenneth Walker didn’t hold over the previous 30 game sample of Walker being better

Carson Wentz vs Jake Browning needs to be flexed to Thursday night

We are less than 2 weeks into the season and already the likes of Carson Wentz and Marcus Mariota are making NFL starts.

What psychopath in the league office was like: “you know what we need? A 10pm EST football game!”

RIP to Robert Redford. Starred in the unquestioned best gambling movie of all-time, The Sting.

Once again the longstanding libertarian position –– the government should not be in the business of licensing broadcasters, a power that will inevitably be abused –– is vindicated.

Is it time to buy low or sell high on BTJ? playerprofiler.com/article/week-3…

Mid round TE drafters hearing this news to Tucker Kraft

Cop: if you don’t confess, I’ll beat the shit out of you Suspect: ^confesses* Half of this app: what the cop said had nothing to do with his confession and he was going to confess anyway because his ratings were so low

Feels like there have been more defensive and special teams td scores in this slate than offensive TDs.

Today is a great day to make a trade! Here are some players to target in your league: playerprofiler.com/article/week-4…

Murray throwing into triple covered McBride because he has no one else

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