It’s the anniversary of the one and only tweet from Steve Staunton’s Twitter account. But what a tweet.

Still no FPL price reveals.

BREAKING:🚨 Everton have completed the signing of Ademola Lookman for £11m on a five-year deal. ✍️🔵

Good to know that somebody thinks it's "free advertising" when I mention that they're sweaty.

Desperately seeking validation from strangers on an app is almost as bizarre as trying to beef with an account that's purely their for its owner's personal amusement.

*there, not 'their'. Can't stand it when peoples punctuation is wrong or they get the wrong homophone.

BUR in for Walker means the ITKs can't bench him vs BUR having known he won't start & deciding not to share the info with their paying subscribers. No WalkerGate this season, then (unless he's benched with these jokers' knowledge verses any of the other 19 teams).

I asked Grok to draft me a GW1 FPL team which included a defender who was predicted to cost £4m. Looks like it took inspiration from many of the "experts" from last season (below).

Oasis were mediocre in the 90s & now they've sold out 30 years later.

Just a reminder before the season starts that the game is rife with grifters who think it's fine to charge actual money in return for their views on FPL despite them never having achieved a top 10k OR themselves.

If you're insane.

Here's another example of the utter bollocks that's typed on here. I'm amazed Jian Batra hasn't been snapped up by a top Premier League club as it's obvious he knows more about football tactics than the likes of Enzo Maresca.

What a goal. Reminds me of Reading in the 2005/06 promotion year.

Will there be FPL price reveals tomorrow?

Is AI in FPL still a bad idea until we realise it's a big part of our sponsor's appeal?

Can 'No Nonsense' FPL get 20 likes on his post? He'll do his homework like a good boy if he does.

I'm sure I saw several Cunha - Gyökeres - Mbeumo MUN team mock-ups on here in recent weeks. What's gone wrong?

It's one each with three to play.

I think this video should be mandatory for anybody new who is thinking of playing FPL.