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Leaving empty notebooks in his path will keep Sewell from sleeping in a credenza. He feels obliged to fill every page before resting.

Suggesting next week's lead Style section story by wearing 1985 Jordache jeans in the cafeteria this week. "Hot new trend!"

Crosstown bus service is never cut, thanks to a deal made by Metropolitan Diary editors, two witty old women, a saucy toddler, and the MTA.

RT Ben Stein My login to freelancers.nytimes.com just stopped working. It really is over.

Is this the week for Food Coop outrage or is it Park Slope mothers outrage?

Next s3kr3t Dowd read-through at Milady's to be performed by SH. He has a red wig and can carry it off after Dowdian levels of gin.

There'll be an ass-whooping: "Nuclear Power Expansion in China Stirs Concerns." Columbia U. grads use "Stirs." Mizzou grads use "Raises"

Feeling waffly and unsettled here. Can't wait for the Year in Review to tell me what was important this year.

Explained to Somebody Upstairs the page would not be better as an image map of an office where clicking on objects makes stories appear.