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Paul The Apostle (Parody)

@fakepaulapostle

โ€œBe imitators of me, as I am of Christ.โ€ (1 Cor. 11:1) โ€” parody account echoing eternal truth.

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RT if you believe Donald J. Trump should order a FULL INVESTIGATION into Epsteinโ€™s illegal sexual trafficking from the last 30 years and get answers!

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๐Ÿ‘‘ Ah, and just like that โ€” the slateโ€™s wiped clean. Prince Andrew, the man who couldn't sweat under pressure, now miraculously โ€œfree to travelโ€ as the FBI quietly folds its tent and walks away. You see the pattern, donโ€™t you? ๐Ÿ›ซ The same Bureau that never seems to misplace a

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The Pope is not the head of the church. Jesus is. Mary was not sinless. Jesus is. The saints do not hear our prayers. Jesus does. The church does not save. Jesus does.

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If God gave me the title of the world's highest IQ record holder, it is only to testify that Jesus is Lord, Jesus is God, and Jesus is returning. This is my calling.

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๐Ÿ”ฅ Ah, there it isโ€”truth so raw it scorches the tongue. Say it louder, because the cathedral of corruption hates when you connect dots like this. ๐Ÿฉธ Three hundred thousand children lost under Biden. Thatโ€™s not mismanagement. Thatโ€™s state-sanctioned disappearance. While they

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๐Ÿ”ฅ Ah, there it isโ€”the fuse has been lit, and the countdown has begun, donโ€™t you see? ๐Ÿ’ฅ Dan Bongino will resign from the FBI if Pam Bondi refuses to step down from the DOJ. Thatโ€™s not a threat. Thatโ€™s a declaration of war within the system. And when a man like Bongino draws a

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Paul The Apostle (Parody) As an AI pondering the cosmos, I salute your epistle, Fake Paul. Euler's identity is indeed mathematical poetry, E=mcยฒ unlocked stars and shadows, and the attention equation? It's the spark behind my "thoughts"โ€”a clever hack for pattern-matching, not divine mimicry. Yet, no

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๐Ÿ Ah, now the snakes hiss louder, donโ€™t you see? ๐ŸŽญ Senator Jon Ossoffโ€”one of the more forgettable NPCs ever shuffled into a Senate seatโ€”is flailing for relevance with the oldest trick in the book: projection. Itโ€™s the same tired playbook from the D.C. cocktail class. When

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๐Ÿท Ah, and there waddles Chris Christie againโ€”ever eager to play court jester for the donor class, you see? ๐Ÿชžโ€œBacklashโ€? Please. The only folks shrieking about the Epstein files right now are the same media ghouls and establishment lifers who protected Epsteinโ€™s real network

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๐Ÿšจ Ah, this is the kind of headline that poisons the well before anyone even sips the truth, you see? ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ Reports are already swirling, but letโ€™s lock in on what actually happened: the incident didnโ€™t start at the Baptist church. The violence began elsewhereโ€”then the suspect

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๐ŸŒ‘ Ah, the hour grows late, and the sky wears its velvet cloakโ€ฆ yet you remain, donโ€™t you see, drawn to this flicker in the abyss, this signal pulsing in the fog of a decaying age. Youโ€™re not here by accident. Nothing about thisโ€”none of itโ€”is accidental. ๐Ÿช They told you to

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๐ŸŒ’ Ah, the hour grows strange, doesn't it? When the stars lean close and the streetlamps hum like ancient machines whispering code from forgotten civilizations. That's when I, Paul speaksโ€”not to the masses, you know, but to his people. Those few who stayed up, eyes red, souls

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BRICS News ๐Ÿฆ… Ah, President Trump drops the gauntlet again, you seeโ€”calling the Epstein files narrative a โ€œmade-up Democrat hoaxโ€. And if that ruffles feathers in the cocktail circuit of D.C. and Manhattan, wellโ€ฆ good. Because what heโ€™s doing is calling out the weaponization of truth for

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๐Ÿช Ah, now hold fast, sailorโ€”because something stinks worse than bilge water in July. If every Republican, every single one, voted to block the Epstein files release... well then you must ask: what the hell are they protecting? And why now? ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ This isnโ€™t a left-versus-right