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"The babys middle name will be Valerie, for my grandma" "Even if its its a boy?" "Yes" "If its a boy you could always shorten it to Val" "No"

someone please explain the people who reach for every coffee at the coffee shop no matter whose name is called out

"you two will be such good parents" "please, I prefer 'adequate' over 'good,' lets not set the bar too high"

I almost never talk to my MiL on the phone, my husband calls her often, and sometimes I pop onto the call but my mom find its really strange I dont talk to her more frequently. I cant be the only one not chit chatting with their MiL right?

were really gonna play cops and robbers with our presidential nominees huh. sure whatever why not

10 min into Babylon, Tucker: "This doesnt make any sense, if I was the bouncer at wild sex party, and a hot mess that was even half as good looking as Margot Robbie is drove up and wanted to get in, I would say 'this way mam'"

When drivers almost hit me (when I have the right of way as pedestrian) they usually apologize but recently I’ve no longer been accepting it (used to say things like “it’s ok” etc) and they get PISSED. Wtf, I was the one almost hit by the battering ram, not you

I am begging everyone, if a new parent is having a birthday, give them gifts that specific adult person would like, do not give them gifts for their baby.

I miss old twitter but I hate threads so here I am again

Beef N Weck Mac N Cheese

I messed up! I booked a hotel next to what I thought was a giant park in Asheville NC (if youre familiar with Asheville I think you know where this is heading) but no, its the 8000 acre private Biltmore Estate. Gonna have to walk the dog elsewhere I guess.

The incinerator scene in Toy Story 3 is still so intense

The Marshall in The fugitive is unhinged, I know it was a different time, but audiences were like “this guy is great please make another movie about him”???

learning about the 100+ year history of the olympics policies on women athletes and it can best be summed up as "ew, wtf, these woman are athletic and ready to compete, we were kinda hoping some demure waifs would show up and prance around for a bit"

I work from home/make my own scheduale and I'm also middle aged, I dont really like going to certain things on weekends. Restaurants parks bars beaches etc etc. Too crowded. Is this an "Im getting old" thing or a "I can go out any day so why not a thursday" thing?

The amount of celebrities who would rather get bizzarro face filler rather than wrinkles is wild. They look like wax figures of themselves.

I'm celebrating a double book birthday!! HISTORY SMASHERS: SALEM WITCH TRIALS w/ cover art by Dylan Meconis & int. art by Falynn K and OVER & UNDER THE WETLAND w/ art from Christopher Silas Neal are both out today! As always, signed copies are available at The Bookstore Plus! thebookstoreplus.com/lists/L-qYhCNB…