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I teech Figgy Diggy diggy Figgy dig Until it biggy One hole, two Den diggy fwee Da Figgy dig Lots holes like me #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotPoopyInDaHoles #ButHolesCanBeForLaterPoopys #IGoodAtDaDiggyToo #DatHowFiggyLerned

Eggy sammich Eggy sammich Be in mama's hand Eggy sammich Eggy sammich Gib me, I demand! #CheddarPoetry #EggySammich #NummyInMyTummy

Underneef da kwinkle paypurr Figgy twies to hide He starts to sing a happy song We all noe he inside He peeks out, den hides agen Da Fig we all can see Mama asks ware Figgy go But her noes ware he be #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeFinksIfHeHideHisHedHeInvizzybil #FinComeLastNite

I kwall under blanky I purr and I cuddle Til I gets too warm And den I kwall out I kwall on da blanky I purr and I cuddle I snuggle up close I nappy wif mama #Nappytime #CuddlesWifMama #UnderDaBlankyDaBestest

I has a chin skwach I tilts my hed bak I has a happy I dos not attak I has a chin skwach I makes a big purr I not gibs a bite I dos not gib a grrr #CheddarPoetry #ChinnySkwaches

Rain gos spitter spatter Making eberyfing all wet I sits beside da mama And I has myself a pet Den I go ekploring And da wet gets in my beans Wen it time to go inside I likky dem all kleens #CheddarPoetry #IKleenMyPawsAfterWalkingAwoundDaHous #MamaSesDaFlorDirtyAndNeedsWashNow

Silly Figgy twies to hide He gos under da bed But his bumbum still stiks out He only hides his hed I sees his bum, I noe he dere To twikky me, he not I pwetend he hided good I tells him he kot #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyNotGoodAtHideySeeky #FiggyFinksHeTwikkyMe

Mama ses I has calmed lots Dat I not as wild as I used to be She ses I a weal big boy now All machur I ses I still wild A wild big boy! I gwab her hand I starts to wessle I bunnykik and bite I rawrrr!! Mama pulls her hand away I gwabs it bak I gibs her bite I gibs her kissy

Socky, chewy waked da mama Dey not let her sleep Me, I is da goodest boy I did not make a peep Now it morn, da mama hurt Her hed be hurty ake It not be nice, it not be fair To keep da mama wake #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #ITakeCareOfMamaToday

Mama gots a chikky sammich I ses gib me chikky sammich I gets peese of chikky sammich I gwabs it fast and runs away #ChikkySammich #SockyHasSumToo #FiggyComesToo #IMakesShurSockyNotTakeMyPeese

As mama sleeps I be on gard I wach for zombees In da yard I stays awake I wach and serch I keeps fings safe Fwom windo perch #CheddarPoetry #BeddyTimeZombeeWach #IProteksMamaAndEberyone

As funder rawrrs And rain lots pours I wants to see I wants outdoors Den on da step Ware rain not hit I has a calm I wach and sit #CheddarPoetry #FunderStorm #INotSkared #FiggyComeSitToo #HeSitBehindMama #ITeechHimNotToHabSkaredOfFunder

Silly Fig attaks his leash He finks it be a snake He bunnykiks, he gwabs and bites He shur it not mistake Silly Fig, dat not be snake! But Figgy lissen not He jus sings a silly song Wen dat long snake be cot #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DatLeashNotSnake

I think Mr. Perfect dreamed of this for years - to be safe, to not feel sick and in so much pain every day. To be clean, to have a full belly. Just to simply lay on a human's lap - such a small thing to us, but it means everything to a cat like him who suffered alone for so long.

Yoo gots sum cheez So gib me pleez Yoo noe dat yoo shud share I gwab and weach Dis share I teech Cuz dat be only fair #CheddarPoetry #Cheez #ItImportintToShare #SoGibMeNow #Pweez #Nummy #SockyAndFiggyWantsSumToo #ChewyNotAskForAny

It be so hot I likes it not I feels like melty cheez Puddil me Is wat I be I wants it gone now, pweez #CheddarPoetry #TooHot #IFeelsMelty #INotWannaBePuddil #NoEatsMe

Time be gween A stinky sea As I go skwat And hab a pee #CheddarPoetry #Time #Pee #IPeedInTime

On top of da cuppybird Figgy, he gos He follows his tummy He follows his noz He wips into bag Wif his teefs, he attak He make a big hole And he has a small snak #CheddasrPoetry #SillyFiggy #FeefingFiggy #MamaCachHim #HeNotFinksItBadToSteelDaNoms

Fwesh and kwisp A sallid snak Leefs of gwass Go in my mouff It kwunches loud As I makes bite It tikkles as It gos in tum #CheddarPoetry #Gwass #Sallid #NummyInMyTummy

Silly Figgy clime da twee Silly Figgy sing ee eee Silly Figgy turn awound Silly Figgy come bak down #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Twee #HeFinkHeStukAtFirs #ButHeNotStuk