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The Fat Electrician

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I yell history on the internet

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Let’s set aside the obvious — like how nuclear energy only requires 3% enriched uranium, not the 60% Iran was producing. Let’s ignore the common-sense red flag of hiding enrichment facilities in underground bunkers — because that’s totally normal if it’s just for power, right?

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The average person receives about $450,000 from Social Security over their lifetime. But if you paid $10,918 per year from age 18 to 67, that’s over $530,000 invested—meaning you’re actually losing money. Counter-offer: Instead, invest just $5,000 a year into the S&P 500.

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Okay, I’ve narrowed down the world going to shit to two events: the discontinuation of Sobe or the closure of movie rental stores. Here’s my prophecy — there’s one Blockbuster left in Bend, Oregon. We have to bring back Sobe before it closes… or the world ends.

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Spoiler alert: I would’ve paid money to be in the pitch meeting for 28 Years Later: Boss: ā€œAlright team, we literally invented fast zombies and revolutionized horror, but now everyone does it. How the hell do we stand out?ā€ Jim: ā€œWhat if we make them even faster and jacked?

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The tariff is debate fascinating. Historically, Republicans have been the ā€œdon’t tax corporations or they’ll just pass the cost on to consumersā€ party. Tariffs are taxes, specifically on companies importing goods. So now Republicans are taxing companies, which is exactly what

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I haven’t read the entire ā€œBig Beautiful Billā€ but in my defense, neither have the people who wrote it or signed it into law. I’m sure there are parts I’d agree with and parts I wouldn’t. But one thing is certain: 900-page mega bills are absurd. Every bill should be one page, one