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Who said lawyers have no sense of humour? 😆😆😆

How come Mrs F is always complaining how warm she is, yet her hands are fooking made of ice?

There was a Brendan Baldwin in school with me, but he used to play blindside flanker😆

Did your school also have a 'lost and found' cupboard that you could borrow stuff from if you shat or pissed yourself?

Like me after 10 pints and a curry😆

Morning Shitkickers 👋 Mrs F is in a bad mood with me this morning as I 'wasn't very nice to her' in a dream she had last night. What feckin chance does that give us ?? 😆 Mondays, eh?

BBC breakfast doing a piece on illegal electric bikes. 2 of the people stopped turned out to be in the country illegally. They were, and I shit you not, 'released on bail'. And we wonder why the country is fucked🙃 Vote Wagon Wheel 👊

Reasons I'm fat number 8467 : The smell of freshly baked Tiger Bread. #skinnypeoplecanthavetastebuds

You've got to be feckin kidding me? 😆😆😆😆

For those missing the lol factor😳

Hope she got her phone back

Port Talbot Docks from Mynydd Dinas with North Devon in the distance☺️

Had to put new bedding on my Mum's bed today as my Sister is away and she normally does it. Faaark me getting a quilt cover on is hard work innit? I could hear my Mother pissing herself laughing downstairs. She's pretty deaf but must have been able to hear the swearing😆😆

Well the Chinese have a problem 😂

Fitness question : Do people fart more in a 'Warm Yoga' class than a normal one? Every over 50's one I've ever been to smells like a camel shed after 20 minutes 🐪🐫

Just discovered this pic of my Dad. S.C.O.W (Steel Company of Wales) Cricket team blazer, early 1950's before he went to Korea. He would have been 94 today. Penblwydd Hapus Dad ♥️

Could someone in the office of Keir Starmer Holborn and St Pancras please contact me? Urgently need to speak to someone regarding my 83-year-old mother who is one of your constituents. With kindest thanks

Watching the women's tennis at Wimbledon. You wouldn't want to take a right hook off Sabalenka would you? 😳

Running against who? 😆😆😆

Won a pair of sunglasses at the coconut shy lads.