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I found my fluffy cuffs aw yeah

Black Sabbath and chill when?

Not me getting a message saying I don't support SWers cause I made a "sky is up" joke in reply to a what's up message 😭

UK porn censorship is a joke

I'm so unbelievably bored tonight

My garden is enjoying the sun at least, everything is green and in full bloom and it smells lovely. Not me though, I'm still praying for the long night of winter to come. I'm hating the sun and I smell like a peat bog.

It's a good day when Moo Deng appears on the twitter feed

All I've got's this sunny afternoon.

My fruit bisexual tush loves femboys, cis women and trans women all the same but boy oh boy do I hate dudes that do the sissy thing

Doctor appointment tomorrow to talk about surgery how delightful

The stink of Scientology is all over Linkin Park since they got a new singer and I just can't help but think she used her connections to get the job cause those grubby fucks have a history of doing that.

Tbh if twitter removed all doodoo porn I would probably be fine with that. I hate scrolling twitter and then being jump scared by a girl trying to push a full loaf out of her rear end.

This UK internet censorship spiel is insane, I now can't access certain things on Reddit unless I show them my ID? Not happening. Time to get a VPN.

Being censored so hard I can't turn the damn safe search off. The British soviets gonna come and break my door down at 2am for tryna looking at smut

Someone told me that apparently the UK's censorship campaign combined with the fucking embarrassment that is Collective Shout means payment apps/sites used for SW are gonna get blocked here 🙃

Imagine being so bad at online SW that you have to make these kind of tweets for engagement and then pretend not to be mad at being called a dirtbag afterwards.

My twitter feed is now full of nothing because of new UK bullshit censorship laws and I do mean nothing. I tap "see more posts" and nothing comes up and almost everyone's media tab is hidden. Fuck this country and whoever came up with this idea.

Anyone who thinks the censorship going on in the UK is a good thing can eat the darkest part of my lily white hole.

If anyone u talk to on the regular on here wants my snap or discord then lemme know. No point being on here if I can't godamn see anything

Asking your domme who her favourite band is? Perhaps the most important question you can ask. Think about it. Do you really want to serve someone who says Maroon 5 is their favourite band in the world? Didn't think so.