If your interview process takes longer than electing a Pope, you’re doing it wrong.

We’re only in FA Cup because it hasn’t started.

People are noticing

If Charlie Kirk is your hero, you’re a racist. Let’s wrap this up

If you're so proud of Charlie Kirk why do you get so angry when people quote him?

This looks faker than the war on Christmas

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i thought this sign was gonna be a prelude to some joke but now i’m actually heartbroken

I am aware that I can do it. The problem is I already rehearsed how to do it 100 times in my head. Now I'm too tired to actually start doing it.

If Charlie Kirk didn't want to be remembered as a racist dickhead, he shouldn't have been a racist dickhead.

We are in a simulation because it’s impossible for anyone to be this stupid.

47 School shootings this year alone in the USA. 23 on college campuses & 24 in K-12 schools. But 100k people show up to memorialize the death of a racist, bigoted, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic MAGA “Christian” America Is Backwards.