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Branching out into the garment game.

James Bond every time he visits Q

England are going to bore their way to the trophy on Sunday. Spain aren’t built for the negative style of football The Nigels play. We’re all fucked. But maybe they’ll stop talking about 1966 for a bit.

To think, I achieved this by painting post it notes and pitch markings, and collaging my love for Maradona. Anything is possible.

New York. Early morning on 9/11. Someone witnessed the events while wearing a peanut costume.

Too soon?

I’d take the annoying pundits and the stress of ‘will they/won’t they’ every two years for the rest of my life to experience the joy of English Football Tears. There’s nothing like it.

Maybe if Kane wasn’t wearing Sketchers he’d have scored more goals

Just walking the dog down the park, loads of pre season boys clubs training. About 13ish and all doing sprints. Just in case you ever wonder why Scotland isn’t great at football.

I love how golf fans dress to go watch the golf. Like they might get a chance to play. More sports fans should do this. Unhinged. Hockey fans would be most hilarious.

Nothing excites me more than gifting President Trump my latest piece honoring his real heroism. Today I feel like Leonardo D'Vinchie presenting Christ with The Last Supper mere days after the resurrection.

Henry the Hoover vs corners

The cloud behind that tower is fucking incredible.

If I got into a boxing ring and my opponent was better at boxing than me I’d also cry and quit.

The irony of these filthy cunts robbing soap.

I was on a Ryanair flight from Rome yesterday that was so bad not one Italian clapped when we landed.

Michael Barrymore is on TikTok and he’s currently cutting around Amsterdam on mushrooms, btw.

Here I am keeping good company with The Drew Barrymore Show and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • gunitbrands.com