He cost £1.5m. He saved us much, much more. Good luck Dominic Calvert-Lewin

🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Congratulations to former Everton midfielder Lee Carsley for guiding England Under-21s to successive European Championships.

At this rate the tea lady is going to be in the official Everton calendar. Sign some one

You’re no longer on fraud watch Fabrizio Romano You are now an official bona fide ITK, top of the pile, know-nothing fraudster. Good day to you sir

Translation: Thankyou Villarreal but the mighty fucking Toffees have come calling and they’re winning the fucking lot

Jarrad Fucking Branthwaite. That is all.

Fucking hell. Horrendous news. RIP Diogo

Everyone at Everton is deeply saddened by the tragic passing of Diogo Jota and his brother André Silva. Our thoughts are with their family and friends at this sad time.

Absolute sickened to see the Daily Mail publishing pictures of Jota’s wife breaking down outside the mortuary. It’s about time these sick cunts were driven out of business. Scum

Barry is a Blue! ✍️🔵

Welcome Thierno Barry 💪

We’re all Barry today. UTFT

1 in, 12 to go…

Ndiaye, McNeil and Alcaraz feeding Beto and Barry. We’re about to FEAST!

Are PSG really good or are Real Madrid just really shite?

Absolutely mental odds

Chelsea are absolutely battering PSG. What is going on?!