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Magic gets a lot more affordable when you start shoplifting at Target

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The mile high club is out, the mile high (egg) crack is officially possible. Takeoff and land with entirely different pronouns. Incredible. Modern science gives us miracles every day.

To para-phrase a good podcast made by humans: Why would I listen to something no one could be bothered to say?

I wanna play Space Marine 2 cos holed up with toothache feels like the perfect time to carve up bugs but: PC version can't get past the opening cutscene - refunded PS5 Store only sells the nearly £100 Ultra Edition.... I just wanna play the stompy angry man game! Why so hard???

a piece of my roomba broke off and it vacuumed it up. self sucking little freak

Just following orders ma'am

Having a real "none of these words are in the bible" reaction to this headline

This image was designed in a lab to make me lose my mind... AC Shadows isn't out yet,we cannot know it's quality Witcher and FF7 Remake are critical darlings, and FF7 opens with you doing eco-terrorism. DISCO ELYSIUM AND FALLOUT NEW VEGAS - NO WOKE HERE

Elesh Norn and a 1/1 Human token

This is a person with a humiliation fetish, do not engage

Dayuuum

if u r transgender u have to play magic: the gathering . if u accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but u have to play magic: the gathering

I would rather be ghosted

I don't know if I have the words for how cool I find this. This rules.

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks