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I can't stop buying things off of Instagram ads SOS

My trust issues stem from Taco Bell’s ever changing menu

I applaud!!!!

When you’re on Instagram and unexpectedly see you’re on someone’s “close friends” list, i like that shit

You’ve never experienced real fear until you’ve called an Uber and then realized you have to poop

selling clothes to Plato’s Closet makes me feel a special kind of worthless

If the person you’re dating doesn’t pause whatever you guys are watching if you get up, red flag

I think he did it, but I just can’t prove it

The most shocking part about being an adult is how important trash-pickup day has become in my life

10/10 If you’re crying in your car, hit up the Taco Bell drive through. They really do help you live mas

My toxic trait is always assuming I'm pregnant before I admit I'm just gaining weight

Dating is predictable these days. Men always leave you with two things. 1. Trust issues 2. a raging UTI

Last night Maddie and I wrapped lunch meat around chips, truly inventors of our generation

The Taco Bell people known me by name, save me

I just asked Starbucks to refill my water hotel, and they refilled it with hot water 🤔

Payed my rent and didn't have an envelope so I wrapped it in a Taco Bell receipt and now my landlord won't talk to me.

Did you guys know I'm famous? peep number 10 collegehumor.com/post/7040013/1…

If our phone chargers aren't compatible, how are we supposed to be?