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American Satirist

@firstallan2

I use humor to cope with anti-Christian and anti-human propaganda poisoning the minds of our nation, or just to have fun. If you like that, give a follow.

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The Babylon Bee If conservative Christians want to keep being conservative Christians, they need to vote like their freedom depends on it. Because it does.

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Am I crazy or does this person look like an Asian Elon Musk that just so happens to be bull dike, leftist, freedom hater, that wants to transition your children? Just around the face.

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Democrats: “This is outrageous! We’ve pushed LGBTQ until we’re red in the rectum, we’ve demonized the nuclear family every which way we know how, I mean, we got away with convincing parents to castrate their own children for crying out loud! I guess no matter how many millions of

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This is the kind of comment you make when you’re particularly stupid, but you wanna speak anyway because you feel not enough people know how stupid you are.

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It looks like going into leftist channels and simply saying the truth so they lose their minds doesn’t pay, because they mass report you and your account gets muted. Does that mean I’m going to stop doing it? Fųçķ no. It grantees its my new hobby.

It looks like going into leftist channels and simply saying the truth so they lose their minds doesn’t pay, because they mass report you and your account gets muted. Does that mean I’m going to stop doing it? Fųçķ no. It grantees its my new hobby.
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They need to be treated like any child that skips school. Put them in time out… because spankings are out of fashion this day and age.