No holes this time, no bunkers in sand, Just Trump giving Moscow a helpful hand. Banks unshackled, nukes in play, No questions asked — just “go ahead, pay.” Sberbank’s smiling, Gazprom too, They’re back in business — thanks to who? Thirteen names on a Treasury sheet, While

It could be a reality show, huh? Trump locks Elon in Alligator Alcatraz™ with nothing but a chainsaw and a taunt: “Get out if you can.” Well then, Elon — maybe don’t hold back. Tell us what you know. About the pedo stuff. About 2024. About him.

One Big Beautiful Bill? Nah—One Big Ugly Kill. Big-Ass Shill for a billionaire thrill, Signed in blood on Capitol Hill. One Big Awful Bull, Stuffed with spite, wrapped full of skull. They grinned, they laughed, they passed the check, While we get chains and rubberneck. Big

In case you don’t get it: Trump just passed a bill that defunds the enforcement of federal court orders. So if a judge says “you can’t do this” — there’s no money to make him stop. They say it’s “about deporting illegals,” but what it really means is: Trump can ignore the

We love digging through history to find those forks in the road — moments when humanity took a disastrously wrong turn. So when someone finally builds a time machine, we know exactly where to go. This time, we’ve found the fork. The mother of all forks. A turn so pivotal that,

Since all this carries a whiff of the end times, we figured it was time to reread the four canonical Gospels. Just in case. You never know what’s actually in there. We hadn’t picked them up in ages. And to our great surprise — they’re wildly different. So different, in fact,

It’s Sunday. Time for something holy. And since the End Times are clearly shopping for real estate, we thought it’s the perfect moment to tell you about a long-lost world religion — one that got persecuted like Christians could only dream of. We’re talking massive, global, and

In case you missed it somehow. Elon is at it again.

Hey folks, long time no squawk! After a dumb week-long ban for basically nothing, our fire kinda fizzled out—and hasn’t really come back yet. On top of that, real life barged in with a pile of problems and started demanding solutions. And to make things messier, we got a bit too

Now that Trump’s in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize (courtesy of Netanyahu), it’s only fair to recognize his other groundbreaking contribution to humanity. 🏆 Nobel Prize in Releasing the Epstein Files

What haven’t we heard at this point? They won’t release the Epstein files — to “blackmail the deep state.” They couldn’t release them — it was part of the deal to pass the Big Beautiful Bill™. Releasing them would crash the stock market. Or destabilize entire nations. Next up:

Show must go on.

Who could possibly think that this loving father would have anything to do with the Epstein files or any interest in keeping them hidden? Completely unthinkable! The real issue, as Laura Loomer says, is that Pam Bondi is a Scientologist! That’s the whole problem. And anyway,

Please, help us understand this one. Now they’re telling us there was once another Trump — a totally different man. Supposedly a Robin Hood, a Spartacus. Some even go so far as to compare him to Jesus. And now, they say, he’s changed. Now he’s “one of them” — part of the

There’s something suspicious about this sudden Epstein files frenzy. We hate to sound like Alex Jones or Nick Fuentes. Seriously. Conspiratorial brainrot isn’t our vibe. But sometimes the pattern is just too weird, too coordinated — and too damn convenient — to ignore. So