UPDATE: 11:54- 01/23/14 Del Valle ISD will not be operating campuses for the remainder of the day tomorrow. Stay home bitches.

UPDATE: 1/24/14 - 12:53am Temps are predicted to reach a low of 5 degrees tonight so lay on a big booty bitch to keep warm.

UPDATE: 01/27/14 5:34PM Wintry mix in advisory for Tuesday 01/28 which prevails.. Y'all niggas gon get late start or sum tomorrow

UPDATE: 01/28/14 7:18AM Weather Advisory still in effect. Icy roads and slick overpasses yet only a two hour school delay has me fucked upp

UPDATE: 01/28/14 8:30AM AISD has closed all school campuses due to icy roads and head ass bitching ass parents. Have a great snowday.

BIG UPDATE: 01/28/14 DVISD has cancelled all school campuses today. Sleep in bitches.

UPDATE: 01/28/14 9:45AM LOCAL-- Confused Austinites, first ya'll niggas get mad for not cancelling school then riot back wanting to attend.

Impatient man drives through a Shell to get condoms after receiving a txt from his bae- "cum ova my Daddy ain't h0me"

Fox 7 Austin, @foxnewsaustin is now trending in United States trendsmap.com/us

18 year old student is accused of rape at Connally High School. He argued, "she wanted the dick she a sideline hoe" myfoxaustin.com/story/24580666…

Del Valle High School teacher confesses to having sexual intercourse with a student multiple times. Student says, "she likes da young meat"