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Did you hear about the newspaper that ran a whole edition about thin paper sheets? Yeah, it was a Tissue Issue! Ahhhhh! This joke is nothing to sneeze at. #WockaWocka!

Why are hat jokes funnier when you make them up on the spot? Because they're off the dome! Ahhhhh! What better way to CAP off this gag than with a #WockaWocka?

What do you get when you cross a bear with a pine tree? A furry fir! Ahhhh! This joke is pretty evergreen, don't you think? #WockaWocka!

How lucky am I to be surrounded by friends who love to make people laugh as much as I do? There's nothing better than our hi-larious hi-jinks!

I think bananas are definitely the funniest fruit. There's just something a-PEEL-ing about them, don't you think? Ahhhh! Hope you SPLIT your sides laughing at this! #WockaWocka! 🍌🍌🍌

My friend Chuckie thinks our ventriloquism act is too smart, but I disagree. Guess it's 'cause I'm no dummy... and he is! Ahhhh! His performance is a little wooden, too. #WockaWocka!

Did you know #ValentinesDay is on Wednesday? If you didn't, you should probably get a date book... and a date! Ahhhh! Oh, I need a date too... better make it a double! #WockaWocka!

I know most people think taking a nice Sunday drive is relaxing, but when I get home I'm exhausted! Ahhhhh! Get it? I think that joke is steer-ific! #WockaWocka!

Wanna hear a joke I can only tell today? Here goes: What'd the tuba player say to his friend who asked him to go to dinner? "I'd love to, but I have to March 1st." Ahhhh! #WockaWocka!

What do you get when you cross a rubber chicken with a leprechaun? A clucky fella! Ahhhh! This one will make you laugh clover and clover again.

I'm having trouble deciding what to wear for #StPatricksDay this weekend. You might say I'm stuck between a shamrock and a hard place! Ahhhh! Hopefully I'm lucky with laughs today. #WockaWocka!