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Even the earthquake got mad Emilia Perez won 2 Oscars

No way that’s a real Ash Wednesday cross. Every Catholic knows you get a smudge. My priest just smears my forehead like he’s cleaning a windshield

MIAMI! This weekend! 🎟️ miamiimprov.com/shows/294720

Gracias al 🐐 Chente Ydrach y Alex Goncalves por el shoutout. Se les agradece 🙌 MIAMI! 2 last shows tonight!

Francisco Ramos is back at The Comedy Vault THIS WEEKEND for 5 hilarious shows March 27-29. Don't miss out! Tickets: comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/97472

What a great show tonight. Could not stop 😂Comedy Vault Francisco Ramos 🇻🇪 #ArepaPower The Guillen Grid

Rory Mcllroy is becoming the Greg Norman of this generation #TheMasters2025

You ever notice how The Last of Us has the most perfectly diverse group of survivors? Like… did the zombies have a casting call? “We’re gonna kill 99% of humanity but leave one of each—gotta keep it inclusive #TheLastOfUs

This Week at Goodnights | Open Mic, Trevor Wallace, Herman Wrice & Aaron Branch, Uncle Lazer, Francisco Ramos, + Tony Baker! Grab tickets now: bit.ly/2QKAQE5

Plot twist: The Butler didn’t do it… Draymond did. NBA on TNT

Happy Cinco de Mayo

LA LIGA IS CULER 🏆💙❤️

CHOKE JOB

🏎️INDIANAPOLIS 500 🏁 Went to the Indy 500 and now I can’t hear anything but engines and patriotism. Felicidades a @alexpalou - Campeón!! # 🇪🇸 One last show tonight! #indy500

Elon Musk just quit DOGE. First time he’s pulled out of anything in a decade.

Kendrick gave us Not Like Us. Elon’s about to drop Not Like Trump.

Bombing a country and then calling for peace has the same vibes when a man says to a woman “Im sorry I had to hit you but it’s because I love you”

.NBA has to stop players from playing with a calf strain, always leads to a torn Achilles.