Cyber trucks seem like more of an exibitionary purchase than a utilitarian one.

You can’t find beauty in everything until you can find beauty in everyone

I’m sure it is a nice place but South Africa has the least original name of any country

One thing about kids? They have very good vision. One thing about me? I’m better at hiding than they are at vision.

I know that it’s true that all the things that I do are gonna come by on me in my sweet time

Every new architecture firm chooses a name that looks like someone just mashed down on the keyboard.

Puedo ser como el viento y desaparecer

Large, sold out sporting events teach cities the importance of public transportation.

I don't want the world, but I'll take this city.

Ubi allium, ibi Roma

Mandy Moore doesn’t get enough crediting for slaying the intro song in Tangled

Maybe songs about being trapped at home doing chores just really resonate with me right now

“No one wins the blame game.” -spouse that is totally losing the blame game.

The amount of money that Americans pay for 4x4 cars just to avoid the 5 minute chore of putting on snow chains has to be a staggering number

There’s a star in your eye that keeps shining like a star that won’t wait for the night.

Cause I've got memories and travel like gypsies in the night

No one talks about what a boon remote work has been for people with bad breath.

The two best days of your adult life are the day you start composting and the day you stop composting.

WTF is ChatGPT trying to prove by sticking their UTM on every URL?

We’re all just dancing in the dark