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The original yoga pants were Colombian jeans. Don’t forget that shit.

My stage is a lot smaller but I feel that too when I vibe with mi gente after a show.

#dairyexpoanonymous not a horror story just weird: my step son named his big toes Kevin and Joanne

#dairyexpoanonymous my step son tried pissing on my shoulder when I first met him.

#sprecheranonymous did this guy ever say his name?

#sprecheranonymous what did the last note say??

I swear to god this better end in a kiss #sprecheranonymous

#sprecheranonymous wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

#sprecheranonymous her husband rules.

#stillstandinganonymous 👍🏽

#stillstandinganonymous got a concussion on a Ferris wheel

Making out next to that pecan syrup #stillstandinganonymous

Hope that wasn’t a balance bracelet #stillstandinganonymous

Comedy returns to White Eagle Hall on 2/23! Featuring Dina, Franco Danger, Justin Williams, I’m built different (incorrectly)/🍉🇵🇸, Keegan Tindall, BXG DXG, @tiz_irie, josh wells, @MadeleinMurphy, Scott Holt, Devon Hall, Erin Wohlberg, and Joshua Lay Tix: seetickets.us/c223

Okay fine I guess I’ll go back to Twitter

Yo be honest w me rn. Do people say Chipolltay instead of Chipotle cause they’re tryina be cute? Or do they really mean that shit?

This is sick

Damn no one’s really tryina play fortnite right now?

.@alexgrubard spoke with njdotcom about our Fall In Love With Jersey City Stand-Up Comedy show on 2/23! Comics on the show include Franco Danger I’m built different (incorrectly)/🍉🇵🇸 Keegan Tindall BXG DXG @tiz_irie josh wells @MadeleinMurphy Joshua Lay & more nj.com/hudson/2023/02…

FRI 5/5: Beautiful CONonymous Presents: SIX TO SEVEN INCREDIBLE COMEDIANS AND MUSIC BY shellshag! Featuring: ∙Chris Gethard ∙Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi ∙james tom ∙Joyelle N Johnson ∙Petey DeAbreu ∙@franco_danger ∙Brittany Carney ∙Jo Firestone ∙Andrew Fisher 🎟: bit.ly/3UUGQfT