sharpened our pencils in the middle of class

This dude teaches a tortoise that it can go much faster with the help of a vehicle: it also learned how to make effective turns.

they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

That one coworker at Astronomer who always knew something was going on but never had proof until the Coldplay clip came out.

I still think about YouTube to mp3 converter sometimes

These Caleb Williams TD passes are even more impressive from this angle 🎯 Caleb Williams | Chicago Bears

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Waiting for Football

I won a hot dog eating contest in the endzone during the Redskins game and then watched Deangelo Hall pick off Jay Cutler 4 times from the Bears sideline standing next to Amy Freeze

IF YOU’RE IN LINE WAITING FOR THE EPSTEIN FILES STAY IN LINE!

Holy shit #SouthPark 🙌🏼

When you’re at chilis and someone orders fajitas

not sure what's longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

Stop Playing With Me but the beat is Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Putting the year Moneyball came out so there’s no confusion past, present, or in the future lol

This makes me want to start snitching cause ion think he know what’s happening down at the corner stores