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It’s not really though, is it. You’re talking two players who got 49 G/A combined last season Now whether they’ll do that for United is anyone’s guess, but players with those numbers who are PL proven are always going to cost a premium

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4 installments = £16.25m per season. Now you know exactly why United took so long in negotiations... Those are quite simply brilliant payment terms for us. Cunha & Mbeumo cost this summer = £37.05m.

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Feel like this is a lose/lose deal for United Either Rashford rediscovers his form and we look stupid for selling him for £40m, or he flops and he ends up back at the club, another year older and harder than ever to get rid of

Since when did anyone give the faintest of fucks about pre-season friendlies. People on here moaning about how ball progression in the middle third is poor under Amorim…go outside and kiss a girl, there’ll be plenty of time for United to let you down next season

If United get rid of Sancho and Rashford this week, that’s £700k per week saved on wages. £36.4 million per year. Less than the instalments we’re paying for Cunha and Mbuemo.

17 year old plays a pre-season game United fan accounts: “THIS IS A GENUINE SUPERSTAR IN THE MAKING”

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Been lucky enough to work with Stretford Paddock in the past and I have seen first hand the sheer amount of work they put in to making sure they’re *not* making reactionary, clickbaity content like certain other football fan channels. They run it for passion not profits.

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If Liverpool do sign Isak then that means two things: 1. They are most likely winning the league next year, and probably by some margin 2. Newcastle have been embarrassed. Stealing their best player and top transfer target like it was nothing

Objectively it’s very funny that Arsenal signed the biggest goalscorer in Europe last season plus Liverpool’s top transfer target last summer, putting them in pole position for a title challenge, and Liverpool were like fuck it let’s sign Kerkez, Wirtz, Frimpong, Ekitike and Isak