I’m going to block everyone on twitter so I’m just left reading my own tweets. Perfection.

Fuck up Texas.

Hahaha how funny is this tweet?! While you’re here, check out this shitty random RGB furniture for your room and get yourself a green tea mask.

Twitter is amazing. I’ve always wanted a platform to cry on publicly and expect the world to revolve around my emotions.

Wow. This is a bad tweet.

Being on twitter is white supremacy.

OH WHY DONT YOU PUT A MASK ON AND WASH YOUR HANDS AND STOP DISEASE FIST RAPING MY GRANDMA TO DEATH YOU MURDERER

Retweet if this opinion lines up with your opinion.

The email my sister got from a landscaping company job she applied for vs. The one she sent back 💀

I don’t know who Chris Chan is.

This thought never really goes away but on the random chance I’m exposed to Australian television, you’d think we’re a nation just obsessed with singing, cooking and renovating houses all mired in melodrama.

I literally said the word literally. Literally.

I stand with war.

Did I pick the right flag? Solidarity.

“My opinion about the thing at the Oscar’s”

I tweet things again. Tweet. Tweet. Oh it’s called X now isn’t it? XXX. If I have some poor political take, can I go viral and pitch some products or make some money off it somehow?