Watch the #VerizonLive Macy’s Parade to watch America awkwardly cling to the last vestiges of normalcy.

If you look carefully you can pinpoint the exact frame where Mario Lopez’s marriage ended. #MacysParade

This feels like a good moment to boldly say Return of the Jedi is my favorite of the series. I really liked all of that.

So, having established that Olyphant is a backwoods lawman on Tattooine, I’m correct to assume #BookOfBobaFett is Space #Justified, right? For the record I’m 100% behind this.

Here’s my favourite work from 2020. I’m feeling like a #giveaway. Follow me and RT. Winner gets to choose which poster they want & will be picked Jan 1st 2021. #starwars #Mandalorian #flashgordon #batman

Feel like a lot of people are gonna be very upset in a couple months to learn the cosmos doesn’t give two fucks about the Julian Calendar.

So much wrong with the modern world in one video. People filming everything. Chain stores taking over. People desperately needing attention. Others not paying any attention. And me finding it all hilarious.

I needed this today. Really regretting not holding on to one of my old Schwarzenegger for Governor bumper stickers. Feel like it’ll be a collectors item once’s he’s president.

2002, Me to angry eye rolling conservatives: “But you do see how these laws could be used against people who aren’t Muslim terrorists, even possibly you?” “Lol whatever... freedom fries!!!” 2021:

In case you were worried you weren’t living in a direct to video 90s dystopia movie. nbclosangeles.com/news/coronavir…

Weird role for Bradley Cooper, but hey, times are tough.

Not my first inauguration, that was Reagan, which was cold AF. I did shoot this one and @TikToksbetter hated it when I would do in camera shit, but if I did the zoom on Crazy Guy, I stand by it. To this day I won’t “nod” a camera b/c of Chris.

I'm moving to Tusany and becoming a restaurant critic for the sole purpose of calling my self The Tuscan Rater. #BookofBobaFett #StarWars

Spending days in a cabin with conspiracy theorists was hard. Debunking them was even harder. Congrats to robynadams, Garrison Dean & @JackYoungelson on your #WritersGuildAwards nomination for Debunking Borat! And to @MonLev, Dan Cogan, Lisa Rudin and the entire team!

This was an honor to be a part of. On a personal note, this all came together right after I lost my father to COVID. To be able to, among other things, clear up harmful lies around vaccines was a powerful bit of healing. thx Sacha Baron Cohen @MonLev robynadams @JackYoungelson

You know you’ve reached peak Dad when you tell your daughter “If you got time to meme you got time to clean”.

Wordle 211 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I like this game.

Wordle 214 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 One thing I’m learning when I describe this game to people is not enough of you played “Mastermind” as kids.

Wordle 226 2/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yeah.