Even Cuomo gotta admit he’s happy he doesn’t have to daily commute on his bridge.

On my way to play an MTA worker in a movie, but I’ll be arriving late due to delays on the MTA. This counts as character research.

New #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about Diddy getting away with it, dogs are now legally members of the family, and how many kids think chicken nuggets are vegatables. creators.spotify.com/pod/show/warre…

We are live with shalewa sharpe and Gastor Almonte at 10 AM EST crowdcast.io/c/t80fyg6ci7iw

Bonus #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about a crypto robbery, bears breaking out for a snack, and the fall of a super market stapple. open.spotify.com/episode/3h4PLK…

New #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about reviewing a black-owned buisness that you hear about on Yelp, and the pivot that Chuck E Cheese should make. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/wa…

Bonus #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about staying hydrated, accidentally poisoning an entire class of children, and an overflow of urine samples. open.spotify.com/episode/7Gee22…

New #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about the top 10 most walkable cities in the US. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/wa…

2025 got me keeping up with the private lives of Megan Byron and Megan Thee Stallion equally

🚨NEW YORK CITY!🚨We’re back at Q.E.D. with a brand-new show — and this one’s ON THE EDGE. 🗓️ August 7 🎤Hosted by Tracey Segarra & Gastor Almonte 🎟️ Get your tickets now ow.ly/jTjl50Wo2Em #StorytellingShow #TrueStories #NYCEvents #QEDAstoria #LiveStorytelling

Bonus #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about Uno-themed casinos, celebraties using services to scrub social media of fake profiles, and Denmark fighting back against AI deepfakes. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/wa…

New #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about the Astronomer CEO, a bull named Sauce Boss, and the price to buy Fyre Festival creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/wa…

Motto of my life now: Just Getting things done 😭😂😂😂 shalewa sharpe Gastor Almonte

FREE GRAVY is merch, yo. Gastor Almonte shalewa sharpe #WarReportPod

New #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about their recent time away, AI destroying work, and the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/wa…

Bonus #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe $ Gastor Almonte talking about more states banning the purchase of soda with SNAP, a woman running a laptop farm for North Korea, and the use of Noah Baumbach's Marriage Story to scare off wolves. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/wa…

you can have a little existential crisis in the middle of the night, as a treat.

New #WarReportPod w/shalewa sharpe & Gastor Almonte talking about how to escape a French prison, an alternative option for unwanted pets, and the unexpected cost of having a bat fly into your mouth. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/wa…