Formerly Retired GEN Raisin Cane (@generalraisin) 's Twitter Profile
Formerly Retired GEN Raisin Cane

@generalraisin

I was a real General. Job Title: Presidential Visit Coordinator, Bagram AF Base. Raisin, like the fruit. Tweets are endorsed by the Department of Defense.

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When you attack someone’s character for reportedly looking like a perfect person and being able to eradicate ISIS in one week that’s called an ad Raisin Cane

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You’ll notice there’s not a single obese player in the England football team. This kind of discrimination is precisely why the fat acceptance movement is so essential.

You’ll notice there’s not a single obese player in the England football team. 

This kind of discrimination is precisely why the fat acceptance movement is so essential.
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He probably doesn’t remember, but I was actually one of Donald J. Trump’s instructors at the New York Military Academy. It’s a shame he didn’t end up at my alma mater, U.S. Military Academy at West Point. Would’ve been a damn fine infantry officer.

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Glad to hear I’m back in the news. Please retweet me and follow me so that Donald J. Trump will notice I’m on Twitter and give me a shout. My goal is 1 million followers by next week.

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Greetings, America. I've retired from the U.S. Army and am now "Retired General Raisin Cane." As such, I will now begin to exercise my First Amendment privileges to their fullest extent. Standby for great content. Please RT, and follow me and my President, Donald J. Trump

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I SPENT 33 YEARS DEFENDING OUR FIRST AMENDMENT -- OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH -- AND NOW I WILL ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR! THANK YOU @REALDONALDTRUMP

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As you should be. It's not every day that a high-ranking patriot such as myself takes time to speak to commoners on the internet. Yet here I am

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Honored to accept Donald J. Trump’s offer to be Staffman of the Chair Joints… I think that’s the name of it. I look forward to militarizing the war on drugs and egg prices.