
Formerly Retired GEN Raisin Cane
@generalraisin
I was a real General. Job Title: Presidential Visit Coordinator, Bagram AF Base. Raisin, like the fruit. Tweets are endorsed by the Department of Defense.
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03-03-2019 04:14:33
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Elle Bee Are Mark Hertling Daniel Dale It is my real name. For proof, Donald J. Trump wanted to see my birth certificate. Unlike some, I had no problem showing him.





Amy Klobuchar My main objection is that his name is Chad.



He probably doesn’t remember, but I was actually one of Donald J. Trump’s instructors at the New York Military Academy. It’s a shame he didn’t end up at my alma mater, U.S. Military Academy at West Point. Would’ve been a damn fine infantry officer.


Glad to hear I’m back in the news. Please retweet me and follow me so that Donald J. Trump will notice I’m on Twitter and give me a shout. My goal is 1 million followers by next week.

Greetings, America. I've retired from the U.S. Army and am now "Retired General Raisin Cane." As such, I will now begin to exercise my First Amendment privileges to their fullest extent. Standby for great content. Please RT, and follow me and my President, Donald J. Trump


This woman should enroll at my alma mater, U.S. Military Academy at West Point, where she could learn discipline and fitness.



Honored to accept Donald J. Trump’s offer to be Staffman of the Chair Joints… I think that’s the name of it. I look forward to militarizing the war on drugs and egg prices.
