The UK is in a dire state. This is how we stop things from falling apart

Parents in Liverpool, Knowsley, Sefton, or St Helens can help prevent further spreading of #measles in the region by taking advantage of summer ‘catch up’ immunisation clinics for children and young people. Find out more: merseycare.nhs.uk/our-services/l…

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Broke me this. Forever our number 20 🎮

Oh my word

Just finished the last of a Graduate Future Skills Award I've been doing, and one of tonight's tasks was a mock interview via video they then run through AI. They eye movement stopped after Q1 😂 but um, I need to, um, go easy on the fillers 😬

This small but mighty fan for Doms changing table is hands down the best 30 nicker I have ever spent

Just got into bed, and the fireworks started. On a bleeding Sundee! Husband's up on his toes.... you f***ing what?!

No one: Twitter: Bisexual Deep Smooth Banana has liked 897 of your tweets. Morning 🍌

Keir Starmer Shabana Mahmood MP Keir Mather MP Pat McFadden Angela Rayner The message from us all at Hillsborough Law Now is clear - a Hillsborough Law in its ENTIRETY or not at all. We call an urgent meeting, as a priority, to clear any of your misconceptions! youtu.be/egT54XwEMkA?si…

I unblocked her to see the thread, and I am raging. Help?! Keep the word Hillsborough out of your mouth. And you're replying to survivors and bereaved family? Have some respect. You weren't kept up to date? Spoken to directly? Why should you? You have a responsibility to keep

I repeat... you are a bellend.

Wow. Way to go with the sisterhood Kate.

Kate again. And women don't come forward why?.....

Kate. Not victim blaming. She's just sick of their moaning. My bad.

Schools break up on Friday! And that means one thing – HAF is back! Our Holiday Activities and Food programme is taking bookings NOW. As always there are hundreds of free activities for eligible families - all with snacks and meals merseyplay.com/haf-holiday-ac…

The girl who made me exaggerate my freckle in the 80s with a black khol eyeliner, and I thought I was cool af to what my siblings used to call me #goodnightjohnboy 😂😬

edm.parliament.uk/early-day-moti… hey Dan Carden any reason for not signing?