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Laundry fold/put away robot would fix the birth rate

37.5 weeks pregnant - I wake up every 1-3 hours at night and it’s so hard to get comfy and roll over and I have to pee but it’s so hard to get up and I just can’t wait for the night to be over so I can drop the facade lol

My job doesn’t know I’m pregnant bc they retaliated against me for even asking about maternity leave benefits so I’m just winging it

I love my husband’s mustache and I don’t care who knows it!

When you’re 38 weeks pregnant they let you eat ice cream straight out of the carton

Our dogs are always wondering why we are always moving things around and painting and building furniture and organizing and they always are so confused and they think we’re moving or something and they’re gonna be SO SUPRISED when the BABY shows up!!!

I’m constantly just hiring people 2 help me but thank GOODNESS because we are flying in my mother in law next week M-F and she is going to help me manage the hired help!!!!!!!

I can’t wait to be STRETCHY 8cm!!!!! My pelvis is flexible and my cervix is STRETCHY

The handyman who has been helping around my house told my husband how STRONG “the lady” (me) is

Do I need bath toys for the baby when he comes out into the birth pool?

I don’t need anyone to “solve child rearing” But all the income tax I’ve ever paid should be direct deposited back into my bank account the day I push this baby out

Hanging curtain rods weirdly SOOOO COMPLICATED

Basically quitting tomorrow 🥹🥹🥹

End of pregnancy sleep is like I wake up every hour to painfully turn over until it’s 6am and I’m allowed to get out of bed!!

Do you guys ever think about those expensive Texas Instruments graphing calculators they made us buy in high school?

I feel like TSA wouldn’t care if you brought a chimpanzee through security. You’d have more of an issue with the gate agents at boarding

This is why often when I meet burning man type people who are too into drugs I’m repulsed by their low vibration bad energy

My midwifery care has been amazing and the exact opposite of this experience fwiw