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Dentist: Fred? Me: Yes Dentist: *Doesn't say one word to me for 35 min.* Me on Yelp: 5 stars

Come for the fries, stay for the childhood trauma.

Star Wars Wax Figures in Barcelona. Can confirm: Han shot first. E.T. brought flowers. C-3PO’s standing on a soup can labeled “MCB” Luke cut his own hair with the lightsaber. Obi-Wan’s just given up. #GalacticMeltdown #WaxFiguresOfTheRebellion

Time to share my annual summer tip...(Side note: I never remember where I hide my @Godfadr sig).

Saturday morning in Barcelona…

Cerveseria Catalana may be tough to beat for tapas. Special shout out to the foie gras filet mignon, razor clams, and bread pudding.

Got some fun shots tonight in the plaza…

Fine. I’ll dial it back and only have ham and eggs for breakfast. #BarcelonaLife

Wait. So there is NOT a taco flavored yogurt?

When your friend says you need to fly to Menorca for lunch, you fly to Menorca for lunch…

ZERO Pandas for sale here. #LifeNeedsInstructions #ButThereShouldBe

Saw a Gravitron for sale online. You need one if you and two dozen friends want to throw-up on each other. #ThoseThatKnowKnow

Groundhog Day II. Same movie…just re-released. #NoOneWillKnow

The World's Best Burgers ranking placed Hundred Burgers in Spain as #1 in 2025. So, of course I have to try. #EveryoneKnowsTheRules

Sometimes, even in Spain, the best lunch is also the simplest…

Clearly, I have too many food posts lately. Dinner…Burrata, Carbonara, and Risotto. #sorrynotsorry

Yep...

Sorry, Tiffiny834739. I’m already married and definitely don’t want to get to know you better. #SocialMediaProblems

Sadly, I have very few Nomads left. This morning, while walking around the streets of Madrid, I decided to light one up. When trying to take a photo of the cigar and a beautiful backdrop of buildings, this truck pulled up and stopped right in front of me. What are the odds?

I don't wish ill on people I don't like. That said, I do wish for some of them to have to walk several miles in wet jeans.