Shiny ✨🦶 Max✨Exxxotica NJ💋

Does anyone ever have a reoccurring dream that you have your ex landlord strap to a St. Andrew’s cross, with a mirror in his view so that he can watch you lube up the world’s most massive cock? No? Just me, then I guess

You all make me horny as fuck 🤤

Facts 🔊🔊🔊

Eating a whole chicken and watching porn. Just living the dream 🙃

Or don’t and suffer the consequences. Your choice 😈

My Needoh is a verrrryyy dirty girl

I can be sweet. Or I can be the life lesson you never asked for. Same coin, different side. You’d be smart to stay on the good side 😈👿

Rescheduling patient appointments and listening to people fuck on my AirPods is high key my new favorite thing to do at work 🥵🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Good boys better have done their civic duty 🗳️👍🏼

So far so good 💋

Waking up to your message made me hot. Do it again 😉💋

by Andrey Samarin

There’s a certain kind of power that comes from a woman who knows exactly where she stands. Not just metaphorically. Literally.

The burn is sooo good 🫠🥵

Max Svabinsky - The Fruit Was Never an Apple, 1918

The journey wasn’t easy, but I’m done looking back. What comes next is intentional, delicious, and completely on my terms And if you don’t like it, fuck off 💋

To the clown who called me an “abomination” for going to a dungeon party this past weekend: YOU👏🏼 WERE👏🏼 AT👏🏼 THE👏🏼 SAME👏🏼 PARTY👏🏼, probably watching. Don’t be mad it wasn’t you I was playing with. Jealousy is fucking gross.

I love when I go to the gyno and he says enthusiastically “Perfect. Everything looks great!” Thanks doc, I’ve been told she’s pretty 😉