Just want to say how proud I am to represent all of Richmond Park. If you see me out and about, no need to bow, just a simple 'me Lord' Richmond Council Richard E. Grant Totally Richmond VisitRichmond

People say I got my peerage through nepotism. Just to be clear, I worked hard at Eton. I got the nod as the editor at The Ecologist, not because my uncle owned it, but because I was the best man for the job. Despite being voted out of Richmond Park, I have earned this.

Toby Young Such a brave man. He has fought through the same adversity you and I have had to battle Tobes! Long live the rich white man I say!!! Hurrah!

Dom did nothing wrong, in fact he did right! I once drove my land rover through Bushy Park at 90 miles an hour, with my ex wife to test her eyesight. Hurrah!