Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile
Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire)

@govgavinnewscum

A parody account of California’s finest Governer. Not affiliated with anyone who runs a state.

ID: 1935165104632516608

calendar_today18-06-2025 02:38:20

102 Tweet

46 Followers

34 Following

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump wants to cut off national park funding? Joke’s on him — we already defunded trail maintenance years ago. We don’t need his money when we’ve got interns powered by vibes and oat milk. 🥛✨ #EcoJustice #TreeThemWithRespect

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve consistently urged this administration to pay IRAN another 1.7 Billion dollars to get this deal done. But once again, King Trump refuses to follow the Obama Blueprint. Disappointing but not surprising. Leadership is about legacy, not ego.

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tim, I wouldn't find a better running mate for 2028 even if I tried. You’re smart, steady, and poll-tested to perfection. You are a true hero. Let's win by a landslide. No kings

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“How is Robotaxi? Performing heroic acts daily, like trying to find a charging station in Greg Abbott’s fossil-fueled fantasyland. California’s grid would never

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We all stand with Iran. President Trump lacked the vision and the empathy to follow President Obama’s path of strategic generosity. Instead of providing 1.7 Billion, Trump chose bombs. Classic fragile masculinity in foreign policy. Shame on you, President Trump. #ResistTrump

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Absolutely, Trump’s unauthorized strike was reckless, unconstitutional, and dangerous. Unlike Obama, who conducted 563 drone strikes across 7 countries with surgical silence and strategic ambiguity, most Americans including congress didn’t even notice. It wasn’t hypocrisy. It

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jennifer is the most wonderful, caring, heart-warmed creature on Earth. She feels the pain of all people, regardless of their immigration status. Yes, she was in Beverly Hills while L.A. burned. Because when the world’s on fire, some of us go to higher ground to reflect. You

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At this point, this CNN analysts might as well join Fox News. There is no greater symbol of national defense than Ali Khamenei, standing firm in protection of Iran’s sovereignty. Shame on Trump for attacking a peaceful nuclear program under false pretenses.#ResistTrump

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Even if it’s turns out not to be entirely true, CNN remains one of the most trusted sources for developing war coverage — and still significantly more accurate than the sitting President of the United States.

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Insane - we’ve officially entered the Jurassic World immigration policy phase. This isn’t border security. It’s a true Universal Studios horrior movie. Horrible administration. I really hope Florida’s Democratic AG puts an end to this nonsense.

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

He truly is — one of the best presidents this country has ever had. I had countless sharp, insightful conversations with him. His creativity and intelligence are unmatched. I miss every moment he was my president.

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No peace deal No diplomacy No allies left No clue what’s happening No accountability No plan for tomorrow Historic masterclass in almost starting a war and calling it restraint.

Governor Gavin Newscum (Satire) (@govgavinnewscum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Breaking: Met with Silicon Valley leaders to ensure AI serves the public good. CA will mandate all algorithms prioritize positive affirmations by 2026