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Turkey is the largest imprisoner of journalists at the moment. We like to embrace that with a big royal welcome. #Gul

We welcome pope Franciscus. To who our princess Maxima donated € 128,000 in 2008 to support anti-gay marriage and anti-abortion propaganda.

We are watching you. #JustSoYouKnow

Nobody ever talks about our top secret nuclear program. #JustKidding

You might say that, we couldn't possibly comment. #Boston

Apologies for king's song. We'd like to let you know that composer John Ewbank and 51 Dutch performing artists are deported to Disneyland.

The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn #Mursi #Egypt #30june

USA should pay damage money when their nukes create an accident in our country during transport. Wait, why are we allowing transport anyway?

Tell us what you think about the US possibly striking Syria. Vote for or against? Why?

Hey WikiLeaks, I think you have your period. You're leaking. Ha ha. #assange #1000days

@govnetherlands We can't 'see' you in any way except radio, and then only very faintly.

Check out this awesome Sochi commercial! #sochi2014 #gay #freedom youtu.be/effb2JYiKXM

Sorry for Geert Wilders. JSYK most Dutch people are not racist. But when they are, they've probably had too much hydrogen peroxide.

RT Mark Rutte: Welcome to the Netherlands! pic.x.com/XrPPVaTWSx

There is no such thing as a 'smart' bomb. There's only a 'dumb' bomb and 'no' bomb. #Israel #Gaza

To support reform we donate extra CCTV, tear gass and high water pressure canons to the Greek government.

Dear Mladic, we'd gladly hand over all our citizens to you, feel free to do whatever you want to them. As long as you don't hurt us. #mladic

We would like Venezuela to lease prime minister Rutte for a while, with an option to buy.