Tate Reeves Jr. II (@govtate) 's Twitter Profile
Tate Reeves Jr. II

@govtate

Hi, i'm Mississippi's worst Governor Tater-Tot Reeves. I believe that with my leadership, Mississippi can remain in last place in every way that matters.

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Governor Tate Reeves To clarify, signing this bill was not about me but I am thankful for all the attention it has brought. I have enjoyed all the media attention thoroughly. I hope President Trump has seen me on TV. Maybe now he will finally remember my name instead of calling me "The fat one."

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Protecting the sanctity of life is one of the most important things we can do. Not many people know this but I was mistaken for a Down Syndrome baby. In fact I was mistaken as one yesterday by a staffer at NewsMax. Luckily my Lt. Gov Delbert Hosemann wrestled the bat away in time

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Schatzi Hansel I agree Schatzi Hansel that we should all strive to throw off the yoke of unnecessary safety precautions. I hope to have your when we repeal seat belt laws. I hope to also begin removing guard rails from our highways in the near future. Big government doesn't where I drive, I do!

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I believe strongly in our citizen's right to celebrate their Confederate heritage. I myself have celebrated my Confederate heritage since the second grade when Tommy Buford beat me in the school yard with a ruler. I celebrate every year by paying a homeless man to do the same.

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Governor Tate Reeves Not many people know this but my own mother attempted to have me aborted. I was 14 and remember when she came at me with an electric egg-beater, screaming about the Pillsbury Dough Boy. That is why I will always stand firmly against abortions.

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Good afternoon Mississippi, I was proud to encourage the cadets of the Highway Patrol to keep studying and finish school. I can speak from personal experience, having never finished the 3rd grade, that staying in school is important for the future of every Miss'ippian.

Good afternoon Mississippi, I was proud to encourage the cadets of the Highway Patrol to keep studying and finish school. I can speak from personal experience, having never finished the 3rd grade, that staying in school is important for the future of every Miss'ippian.
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I will continue to oppose the obviously partisan CDC and their increasingly political recommendations. Obviously we cannot trust an organization of doctors and scientists if they can't promise us a reward for doing something to protect others. supertalk.fm/governor-reeve…

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Good afternoon Mississippi. I realize that some of you may not approve of my refusal to let the doctors at the CDC tell us how we should stay healthy. I invite anyone who would like to understand why I feel confident in making this decision, please call me at 601-359-3150

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I will be extending the State of Emergency for 30 more days. My wife has advised me to say this is because of the current COVID crisis, but the real emergency is that I am out of raw cookie dough and Elee is at work so I have no one to buckle my car-seat and drive to the store.

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Good Morning Mississippi, It feels great to live in one of the few states capable of travelling backwards in time. When I promised to bring innovation to our great state now you know I meant it!

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Like many fellow Mississippians I am getting fed up with these prices. Last night when I asked my wife Elee if I could have my traditional 3rd tub of Ben & Jerry's she said no it was too expensive. I then laid on the floor and sobbed for 30 minutes until she went to get more.

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As we work through this crisis together I ask that all Mississippians hold in their pee in solidarity with the residents of Jackson that cannot flush their toilets. I have been holding it in for 2 days now! #JacksonWaterCrisis #HoldItIn

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I want to reassure everyone I am very concerned about the ongoing Jackson Water Crisis. Here is a picture of me being very concerned about it as proof. I will continue to be deeply concerned until Biden and the mayor of Jackson resolve this crisis.

I want to reassure everyone I am very concerned about the ongoing Jackson Water Crisis. Here is a picture of me being very concerned about it as proof. I will continue to be deeply concerned until Biden and the mayor of Jackson resolve this crisis.
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I thought I had found the Red Wave this morning, but unfortunately my wife Elee informed me it was just my Hemorrhoids acting up again. I saluted as I flushed away that bowl full of patriotism.

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I am excited to throw my substantial weight behind AI development in Mississippi. It is my dream that every low income job can be eliminated by an unfeeling amoral computer so business owners can make even more money. x.com/i/status/19339…

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This is Mississippi's time! I am so glad our state was nominated for the Golden Shovel Award. An award given to legislatures of a state by the Halcyon Business Publication. Here is their HQ. Right next to an upstate NY middle school and conjoined to a "Med Spa". MS to the top!

This is Mississippi's time! I am so glad our state was nominated for the Golden Shovel Award. An award given to legislatures of a state by the Halcyon Business Publication. Here is their HQ. Right next to an upstate NY middle school and conjoined to a "Med Spa". MS to the top!
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I am honored to be elected chairman of the 2025-26 SREB. As chairman of the board for southern educators I will continue to ensure that Mississippi adheres to it's principles. We will continue our tradition of stubbornness against being dragged forward into enlightenment!

I am honored to be elected chairman of the 2025-26 SREB. As chairman of the board for southern educators I will continue to ensure that Mississippi adheres to it's principles. We will continue our tradition of stubbornness against being dragged forward into enlightenment!