Governor Hat What a horrible way to find out your husband likes Coldplay

Hey Grok List my top 25 mutual followers on X, ranked by how based they are.

Hear me out: AI in your phone that screens all calls and text messages from numbers not in your contact list. If it determines that the call/message is spam, it initiates a process to waste their time.

My favorite thing about the Hunter Biden interview is the dork that they had interview him. I mean, look at this outfit. LOOK AT IT!

Did someone fat finger a Bitcoin order? That is a 1 minute chart. Look at that wick/volume.

Yeah, you’re old. But are you this old?

I assume Brandon Herrera’s next #GunMemeReview will have some spicy Sig content.

TMZ Two Legends Reunited

🚨BREAKING🚨: People sharing personal details of third parties on the internet are horrified to learn that their personal details have been leaked to the internet.

If you are making this about looks and hating on women, you’ve missed the plot and are a real douche bag. The lesson in all of this is that: 1) it is a gross to publicly share intimate details about a person without their consent; 2) it is especially gross to do it in the

FYI: not only is this token down 99.9999%+, but its creator, Aaron Bumgarner, is facing 7 felony criminal fraud counts in Powhatan County VA. Nice new alt account Aaron! 😘

People are spilling their guts to AI, and they really shouldn't. The potential for AI companies to monetize the (not so) secrets that people share with them is astronomical.

Why?

I’ll be honest. I’m distraught. My pet rock escaped. I can’t find him. Please fill my broken heart. I will pay top dollar.

Nevermind. Good boy came back.

Say “No” to clanker bangers.

Which is more offensive? 1) The fact that you need to pay money to the government to get a permit to cut down a tree that you own on your own property? 2) The fact that you have to pay money to the government to get a marriage license to marry the woman you love?

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Hey Beto O'Rourke, #Bitcoin fixes this.