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Listen you close talking munchkin, I'll decide what's mine and what isn't. You comin at the throne. Best not miss sweetie. x.com/aldotcom/statu…

You best come kiss the ring before you do anything x.com/aldotcom/statu…

Looking forward to that "getting the vapors" prevention bill x.com/warondumb/stat…

Let's just say Tubs and I had a "boog to boog" sit down. I made that big eared goof ball see it my way x.com/aldotcom/statu…

You coming on to me hon? I'll give you my number but no dick pics x.com/warondumb/stat…

My constituents x.com/aldotcom/statu…

Like a bad case of herpes. x.com/aldotcom/statu…

The First Dude and I paid a visit down there on Easter. I found the collection of neckties you hung on the door knob to signal your staff x.com/docgovbentley/…

I had little spies everywhere hon. x.com/docgovbentley/…

Just gave a great speech to the Prattville Chamber. That oughta hold the rubes for awhile. Going home watch my stories and take a nap

Ugh. My manservent Marcus has been in my ear all week about this. Told him to go talk to Rev Roy Moore! J/K x.com/metroweekly/st…

Always nice to meet a fellow boog but honey I saw the way you were looking at my man. Best not be messing with him or I will destroy you x.com/kimberlybhudso…

@notjimziegler listen you close talking munchkin. You come at the throne you best not miss. Remember I have spies everywhere x.com/johnsharp99/st…

Honey you don't know me. I am not to be trifled with x.com/salamiwatt/sta…

Look, half these rube children are gonna be on meth watching Maury everyday. Just let em get tater tots and a grill cheese for now x.com/bcatoday/statu…

Linked to a what? x.com/robbiehowell/s…

If your harlot comes near my Capitol building she best come ready to throw down Bob x.com/docgovbentley/…

It's Spring time honey. I got white capris to get ironed and a bottle of gin that ain't gonna drink itself. #besweet x.com/salamiwatt/sta…

Up from my disco nap and the First Hombre is gonna squire me to the Gump CC for Mothers Day (barf).

Look at this slack jawed yokel. You rubes eat this shit up x.com/lutherstrange/…