Fall arriving has my bolts aching.

I really wish I could yell, “SLOW DOWN!”

Whew. Sorry I have been absent. This cold weather had me froze, y’all. It’s hard managing steel in sub freezing weather.

I apologize for my long absence. I lost my phone and it’s not easy getting to Wal-Mart as a bridge.

Happy New Year! May 2023 bring you joy and cheer and remember to check your clearance before visiting me.

Nothing in the Constitution says a bridge can’t be #SpeakeroftheHouse. If selected, I will pass legislation to replace all interstates with high speed rail. Additionally, I will require one moving truck to get stuck with me weekly.

The next vote is about improving our infrastructure (cough bridges cough). I just know it!

Getting hungry. Anyone moving today?

I try not to be a political bridge unless the times call for it, but I’m convinced I’m never getting my infrastructure glow-up because I’m not a divisive, political bridge. Fund our roads and bridges (especially bridges)!

Just a reminder for you that trains are awesome and one of humanity’s greatest inventions. Seriously, how did you humans do it?

Also, diversity, equity, and inclusion is important. It saddens me to see that being mocked by someone responsible for the education of our kids. It doesn’t matter if you’re a train, a car, or a bike.. you matter and we’re all methods of transportation, in this together.

I feel this in my girders.

This is your friendly neighborhood bridge checking in to remind you that thoughts don’t stop gas-operated rifles and prayers do not heal gaping chest wounds.

I was told I wasn’t Penske material.

*slaps my gut* I can fit so many box trucks in this bad boy

If I wasn’t such a hugger, I would support this message.

It’s so cold today.