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Greg Poehler

@gregpoehler

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Listened to the latest Why Are You Laughing? (“Top 19 stand-up comedians alive”). Spoiler alert: not only are Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin not #1, they’re nowhere NEAR the top. And some of the comedians ranked above them will make you want to stick a fork in your eye. Still, a good listen.

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Just rewatched the original Jurassic Park w my daughter. All that stuff that Goldblum was spewing (“life finding a way”) never actually came into play. Instead, a man (Newman) just got greedy. If it weren’t for him, there’d be Jurassic Parks in every city. Fuck Newman. Happy 4th.

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I thought this pic of the Swedish women’s soccer team was one of those photos where someone photoshops the same person on every seat on an airplane.

I thought this pic of the Swedish women’s soccer team was one of those photos where someone photoshops the same person on every seat on an airplane.