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In their nightly prayers MTG, Lauren Boebert and Nancy Mace thank the gods of pompous, ignorant, self-entitled, callous c*nts that you exist Meghan McCain to deflect attention from their daily dip-shittery with your own special brand of self-righteous, demented, hate-filled bile.

BREAKING: Lisa Renna & Shereé Whitfield were just seen entering the WH thru a side door after sources say Trump appealed to their patriotism to offer advice on handling a "2-faced weave wearing Ketamine Karen C*nt" as part of a covert operation code named "Who Gon' Check Me Boo?"

BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt just announced the WH has launched project "Build Back Better Bananas" to be headed by Howard Lutnick & will begin after the vetting process to hire a ventriloquist with a lap large enough to accommodate Secretary Lutnick's generous ass is completed.

Hell hath no wrath like a Ketamine Karen Keyboarding in a K-Hole scorned.

"May I take your order, sir?" "I'll have the Lame Duck" "And how would you like that cooked?" "Burnt to a crisp"

🚨BREAKING: White House sources say President Trump has ordered his SEC Chairman Paul Atkins to investigate Elon Musk for insider trading after reports circulated on Wall Street that Musk went long on Heinz Ketchup shortly before posting this message Friday afternoon.

And by 4D you mean Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest & Dumb as a rock rattling around in a ferret covered head? Carl Higbie NEWSMAX

If Elon's Epstein claim weren't true the Plaintiff-in-Chief would have immediately announced he's suing Elon's $250B ass and the chair it sits on. Trump not threatening to sue is a 'tell' it's the absolute truth. Elon triggering a lawsuit forcing a video deposition of Trump

This is such sycophantic man-love it triggered Mike Johnson's porn detector to start vibrating causing his "white son" to make an angry 3am phone call thinking Dad had changed his password back to "Chalamet" again.

Because if Trump called Elon a liar he could hire E Jean Carroll's lawyer and sue him for defamation and play Trump's video taped deposition describing the details of his depraved decades long "friendship" with Epstein on this platform 24x7.

Nancy Mace is a broken clock that insists on telling people what time it is.

If a fish was better at what I did best I'd be bitter too, dear.

I've been collecting Chernobyl Pumpkin Patch Kids since I was six and I have all but two. If anyone has "Charlie" or "Riley" please let me know.

Be gentle with Catturd today. 23 and Me just told him he's only 1% cat.

Happy Pride Month to everyone except Republicans who believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. 🌈

Disappeared? She was just in Sag Harbor to kick off Motor Boating Season.

The prom theme was Gladiator movies.