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Harry would do anything for a laugh. He would take a beating. But it never got him down. He would just shake it off and come back for more. He could be a punching bag. But a funny one. He had jokes. He had stories. But most of all, he had heart.

What is a lawyer’s favorite drink? A subpoena colada.

Jeff Hoover shares exciting upcoming morning show guests and Brhett & Hannah may not know who they are! Groovyhoovy Brhett Vickery Watch Jeff cohost What a Day (and come up with a new theme song) today at 2pm on the free WGN+ app.

A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, "What’s wrong with me?" "Well," says the doctor, "you’re just lazy." The man nods. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

The internet has entered the chat and remains undefeated 🤣

At least this didn’t happen on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert. #ColdplayConcert #wgn

.Lord Huron at The Salt Shed - If there are tickets available for tonight’s show-GO! Incredible show.  Fantastic venue.  LH reminds us of The Killers, but with a more indie vibe.  We should really appreciate having such a cool place to see LIVE music.  #lordhuron #saltshed

#MondayFunday

Why did Ronald McDonald get kicked out of the nudist colony? He had sesame seed buns.

Robin Williams would’ve turned 74 today This thread will brighten up your day 🧵 1. His improvised scene in Good Will Hunting made the cameraman laugh so hard the camera started shaking. Matt Damon's reaction is authentic.

What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car? A subourbon

my favorite ozzy osbourne clip rip prince of darkness

Ozzy's music legacy is forever, but I always loved his sense of humor too. Here he is on Conan attempting to raise the morale of the staff. Legend.

Ozzy raised 140million for the Children’s hospitals and Parkinson’s charities, literally Two Weeks before passing away. What a hero.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Grandpa! -Oh sh*t! Stop the funeral!

Steve Carell did not know that the cast would sing '9,986,000 Minutes', as it was kept a secret from him. His reaction to the song is real and not scripted.

Two cannibals are having lunch. One says, "I hate my wife." The other replies, "So just eat the noodles."

Lady gets married for the 4th time. Reporter asks about her marriages. She tells them that at 20, she married a bank manager. At 40, a ringmaster. At 60, a pastor and at 80, a funeral director. The reporter asks why? "1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go."

Rain or shine, it’s Dude Cruise time. #dude #cruise #lake #Chicago #WGN