the top 5 traits I look for in a woman are: smart, female, good sense of humor, strong, female, funny, great smile, cool, smart, no insect jokes, not an insect, pretty, funny, tends to her hatchlings, beautiful beak, not afraid to make me laugh, lives in a tree, funny

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Whooped a Chicago team and played “Love Sosa” over the highlights this mf is a MENACE 😭😭😭

I just finished the regular story mode of Pokémon Brilliant Diamond! This is going to be a twitter thread of wonky stuff I ran into and my opinions on the game.

lmao remember this shit

Idc if you agree with her politics or not, this woman is spot on when it comes to so many issues within the dem party. Crazy how saying this is controversial

BREAKING: Ukraine's interior ministry says men between the ages of 18 and 60 are banned from leaving the country

Audio from Snake Island, Black Sea: Russians: This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you’ll be bombed. Ukrainians: Russian warship, go fuck yourself. They were all killed youtu.be/LDrFVdms8yk

President Zelensky confirmed the event and said the border guards died bravely defending the island and would be posthumously awarded the Hero of Ukraine medal, according to Українська правда ✌️. pravda.com.ua/rus/news/2022/…

To the world: what is the point of saying «never again» for 80 years, if the world stays silent when a bomb drops on the same site of Babyn Yar? At least 5 killed. History repeating…

An assassination attempt on Volodymyr Zelenskyy, prepared by an "elite group of Kadyrovtsi (Kadyrov's thugs)," has been prevented in Kyiv Oblast, NSDC of Ukraine secretary Oleksiy Danilov said. They were terminated.

People elected Democrats precisely so we could lead in perilous moments like these- to codify Roe, hold corruption accountable, & have a President who uses his legal authority to break through Congressional gridlock on items from student debt to climate. It’s high time we do it.

Bro YOU ARE AN ELECTED OFFICIAL 😭😭😭😭 do your job 😭😭😭😭

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