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I made sourdough hot cross buns and man - them taste good. Once you have baked your own buns there is no going back. Ooh matron etc.

Arrived last night and accidentally opened a really expensive bottle of red which a friend bought, which we then had to drink and wow. It was such nice wine. And I have no hangover today. Which suggests I can only drink 50€ bottles of Bordeaux from now on?

See the line where the sky meets the sea? it calls me 🎶 And no one knows how far it goes If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me One day I'll know If I go, there's just no telling how far I'll go 🎶 Mainly Normandy though

Beautiful Normandy Spring evening ❤️

Did a forage. Let’s just say the pickled magnolia leaves did NOT work out.

I *may* have overdone the bois de chauffage order

Saturday sourdough bagels - pretty pleased with my first attempt!

Oh hiiiiiii platform formally known as Twitter, here for the #ITVDebate meme value

How did we get here? Am bringing my societal collapse theory forward by fifteen decades. We have solar panels now so all round to mine when the grid goes down. #ITVDebate

Sunak must honestly feel dead inside right now. He’d be better off just crying and running off the stage. #bbcqt

Dear people who organise these things, can we never have another election debate ever again? Lots of love, everyone ever.

For absolute f**ck’s sake I cannot believe Rishi Sunak has wheeled out the “as a father of two girls” line when it comes to gender equality. So if you didn’t have two girls, you wouldn’t have a stance? #RishiSunak

Getting ready for the #exitpolls

Oh byeeeeeeeeee to the worst reign of my voting lifetime!!!!!!

We’re snoozing now - can someone wake me up at 3am? Thanks.

Awake just in time to watch Keir Starmer deliver a rousing speech alongside a huge red Sesame Street character. Love democracy.

Ugh Clacton #Farage

Oh gosh I must be super tired as I am tearing up at the exit speech.

New life goals - floating down le Seine singing Imagine on a raft with a piano that is on fire. #Paris2024 #ParisOlympics2024

I LOVE THE OLYMPICS!!!!! Waking up on a Saturday morning and watching incredible synchro diving and a medal for GB! Also love how I become a diving expert. “She over rotated there. Too much splash” etc. #paris2024olympics #Diving