This is the most open title race I can ever remember. It’s mid December and you could feasibly see Spurs, Liverpool, Leicester, Chelsea, Man City or even Southampton winning it as things stand. Ferguson must be sitting at home like this on the daily thinking about the drop off.

Tom Davies is as sound as they come.

Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City have scored the same number of goals (18) as Roy Hodgson’s Crystal Palace through 12 Premier League games in the 2020/21 season. Not a stat I expected to be tweeting out when the season kicked off in September.

If you’ve ever stumbled down the stairs in The Clifton Arms and used the men’s toilets, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine.

Why do I love this man so much? It’s unhealthy.

Me when Big Sam keeps West Brom up on the last day at Brighton’s expense.

This goal never did get the respect it deserved. Had Lionel Messi scored it, it would have won a Puskás Award.

Which Premier League manager is most likely to order a Mega Kebab Sharing Platter and actually finish it singlehandedly?

The saddest part of Sam Allardyce going to West Brom is that it’ll stop Arsenal from making a play for him when they’re 18th in March.

For all the memes and jokes, there are few managers with a better record of getting clubs out of relegation trouble than Big Sam. He did a very good for us before “retiring”.

Your club made a man who dresses up as a dinosaur on match-days redundant not long back. Not sure you’ve thought this through...

I love this from Chris Wilder. You can tell he’s a fan because he’s deadly serious.

As many of you will know, I set up this account as a back-up to HLTCO, which I now have back. I’ll still be using this account but will primarily be tweeting from HLTCO instead, so drop it a follow if you don’t already. Peace, love and powerful close-range headers to all. ❤️

Just come over here to see if my timeline updates over here. It seems it does. Good to know so many of you are still following. 🤝