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HMS Massive

@hms_massive

All in the RN have served in this mythical black-catting ship. You saw dolphins? We saw mermaids. You went to Tenerife? We went to Elevenerife.

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Our scran queue is longer than this 🤷🏻We’ll give you unsupported, though, as we do get haribo from the head Bish when we pass through 26TT port flat. BZ.

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Our full battle honours got out of hand. They’re now only awarded to mess decks in the same hemisphere as the battle site, rather than the whole ship. You’ve probably got the key whole ship ones there though mate.

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Massive congratulations to Her Majesty the Queen on the occasion of her #PlatinumJubilee. After stagging on for 70 solid years, her separated service is almost as high as our Chief Stoker’s. BZ Ma’am! 🇬🇧👑

Massive congratulations to Her Majesty the Queen on the occasion of her #PlatinumJubilee. After stagging on for 70 solid years, her separated service is almost as high as our Chief Stoker’s. BZ Ma’am! 🇬🇧👑
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We had a small fire on our bridge once. It was extinguished by the Attack Party following a loud vocal alarm. #Drills #CBRNDC #Kerch

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We've done most things bigger and longer than the rest but we've never launched a three day "special military operation" that's lasted over a year. Because we're not f*cking arseholes. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

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Nozzer! *Laughs in Bomber patrols* 👇 BBC News - Florida professor breaks record for time spent living underwater bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…