Mets at Valley tonight vs Space Cowboys and @BadHrl In: Taco JC Blacksox* Animal Corpse* It’s Brittney Mitch* Out: Charwall Thunderson Dox GōL *HRL debuts

Mets take 2 Space Cowboys & @BadHrl with 60% of the team not knowing the rules. G1: Taco on the bump. 5-0 SHO. (PSA Space Cowboys are not just good guys, they can play. I predict deep run in ‘25) G2: 4-0 win @BadHrl. Always great to hang with legendary Truck and his fam.

Drafted 13th but could move into the top 10 after the free skate

Mets sweep the HRL Americans Lots of insults were traded, mean spirited, hurtful things were said... all within the Americans bench so all is normal in the universe.

Mets are back in action tonight to take on Baby Cakes and HRL Marlins, after what seems like a monthlong hiatus. Unfortunately, we’re being forced to play in Eagan. In: JC Taco Thunderson Out: everyone else (because, well…Eagan)

Mets take 2 in the swamps of Eagan Baby Cakes HRL Marlins G1: Tacobrah out duels Zack Eustis 2-1 final. Thunderson hits 2 solo 💣s, 2nd beaks 1-1 tie in top 6. G2: JC sludges through 6 IP with a barky elbow. 9-5 final. More dongs for Thunder and 🌮. Pedro sneaky stuff.

Thunderson Thunderson HRL Chihuahuas

Mets take on the HRL Rumble Ponies and the heat tonight at Harley. JC Taco (SP1) Thunderson (SP2?) Char (SP2?) PSA: Bring lots of water

Mets sweep! The HRL Rumble Ponies are kewl. It was windy. Taco is good and handsome and also writing this.

Everyone’s favorite HRL team heads to Central tonight to play plastic baseball vs HRL Blue sOx. In: JC Taco Charwall Blacksox Out: Thunderson Dox Joyous times will be shared by all in the heat.

Mets take 2 from HRL Blue sOx (who IMO are some of the greatest guys HRL will ever know) Quite a performance from Taco: 7-9 in G1: 3 HR, 12 RBI. Shit G2 tho, 1 HR…oh wait, he went 10 for 10. Taco: 17-19, 17 RBIs Char 2 dongs & W in G2 Taco: still handsome, and JC wrote this.

Mets take on the HRLGrasshoppers at Valley, despite air quality conditions that could be harmful to old people (JC)… G1: Taco G2: Thunderson JC 🌮 2023 MVP 🌮 Thunderson CharWall Dox

📝 Thunderson

An exciting HRL Mets season comes to an abrupt end tonight. Congrats to the HRL Chihuahuas on a great season and a 2-game sweep tonight. Good luck to a bunch of good guys the rest of the way. Long live HRL: Twin Cities and #LFGM in 2024. Tacobrah for 2023 Hopkins MVP— no-brainer.

HRL Mets split with HRL Americans. Lulu trouble with strikes early, but HRs by Dip & Knooty dooms Taco and the Mets early 3-0 lead. ‘Mericans win 6-3. G2 = pitchers duel. Knooty v JC… Mets prevail 1-0. JC tosses 2-hit SHO, for his 100th career win. (btw…he’s really f*#%g old).

HRL Mets split w/HRLRubberDucks. G1: Mets down 3-0 early, battle back to tie at 3 in the 5th. JC hits 2R walk-off 💣 in B6. 5-3 Mets. G2 belonged to Stache. 2 dongs, and 5-5 off Taco. Dealt on the bump as well. 7-1 Ducks. (PSA for future Duck opps…don’t hit it to Sarge.)

HRL Mets win 2 vs historic great peeps of HRL HRL Twins. G1 13-5. G2, 1-0. Hats off & congrats to Thunderson for tossing a no-no in G2, the 4th no-hitter of his career. (props to Gnarwall for his first 2 career HRL HRs, and the Senior Patch awarded to Tacobrah) HRL: Twin Cities

The HRL Mets have announced the signing of Jagr for the 2025 season! Updated player pic provided by JC.

The HRL Mets officially welcome Jag(r Soto) to the the Mets family. It’s a GREAT day to be an HRL Mets fan today! HRL_JAGR HRL: Twin Cities #LFGM