How it feels when the WiFi stops working.

Murtaza wahab is "Dora" of Pakistan.

Hackers : We will hack Pakistan's database Le Pakistani database :

Happy birthday to you KishwAr NAjmi. 🙂❤🎂🎊🎉 Aj Tumhe dharti pr aye 45 saal ho gaye hain, Hamesha khush raho kishwar🙂❤👍 Tum Aisay hi hazaar saal jio, bs apny kaam thory sudhaar lo🙂👍❤

“Is it that hard for you to just ask for some help?” Me :

Driver : madam petrol khatam ho gya gari agay Nhi ja sakti. Ladies : koi baat Nhi wapis mor lo. Le driver :

Many many happy returns of the day Bajii_ŠB🚩 🎂❤🎊🎉 Many more to come 😹❤ stay happy and health mentally too, keep shining always shanzay😹🎉🎊🎂

Ap logo ne notice kia hoga, aj kal koshish krny walo ki bhi haar ho rhi hai.

When your body naturally wakes you up early on Sunday.

The more you wait, the "Ghanta" you get.

Any serious moment exist* My brain to me :

No one, Pakistanis while buying tomatoes :

Bolna asaan hota hai or kr k dikhana mushkil. Isi liye mein sirf bolta hun.

No one, Desi parents be Like :

Lahori flood ka istakbaal aisay kr rhy hain jaisay flood umrah kr k a rha ho. #FloodAlert #PunjabFloods

Keep it private, taky chutiya katy pr naak na katy.

The only place where my friends use maths.

Me : “I don’t like getting a lot of attention” Also me on my birthday :

What maryam Nawaz meant when she said "Is saal baarish Ki waja se rain hui hai."

Many many happy returns of the day Guriya🎈 M̆̈𝚢 B̆̈𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 M̆̈𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑 chutki 🎂🎉🎊❤ May you have many more chutki, mere bhanjy da khayal rakheya kr chutki ty ohno rowaya na kr😒❤ inj hi Hamesha khush reh chutki 😂❤ sorry chutki me bholakad aan phul gaya c😒