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John Hatler

@hatler06

Hot Wife | Girl Dad | Go Skyhawks!!!
Being good at stupid doesn't count.

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calendar_today25-11-2011 20:37:58

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Dearest Mother We have been dispatched east, to a land that brags of its ability to flavor meat in a savory way, better than that of the Volunteer state. They also claim to have pirates ready for battle. We know the first is false, we'll prove the latter as well.

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Dearest Mother We have trekked north and entered the Yankee Kingdom known as the Granite State. Our orders are to quickly ascertain and tame an ill-tempered feline if we are to continue our plight outside the Valley. Wish us luck.

Capt. Skyhawk (@skyhawk_captain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We have reached the place known as the land of the shining mountains. In one days time, we seek to extinguish our third feline in a fortnight. This one will be our most difficult adversary to date. Wish us well.

OutKick (@outkick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Charles Barkley absolutely cooked @JJ_Redick in hilarious fashion after the Lakers coach blamed Inside the NBA for the league's tanking ratings. outkick.com/sports/charles…

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Graham Simpson (Graham Simpson) of Westview (TN) named 2024 MaxPreps National Freshman of the Year. 🔥 🏈🏆 Full story ⬇️ maxpreps.com/news/bJskJXscc…

Graham Simpson (<a href="/G_Simpson11/">Graham Simpson</a>) of Westview (TN) named 2024 MaxPreps National Freshman of the Year. 🔥 🏈🏆

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The biggest disservice most of you parents with driving age kids are doing is not teaching them how to use their turn signals. Do better.

Capt. Skyhawk (@skyhawk_captain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dearest Mother We have traversed West Texas, arriving at the place known as the Six Shooter Capital, on the banks of the Big River. There is a regiment of fiesty miners from the Franklin Mountains that we will drive back into the catacombs at dusk. Wish us well.