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it’ll be criminal if she doesn’t share what her monetization payout is from this post.

We did it fam. 1B views.

TIL what oomf meant

I once dated an Australian girl who got me hooked on Vegemite. I ate so much I became allergic to yeast. One sip of beer and I couldn't breathe. I had no idea why. It was the Vegemite!

🚨𝑫𝑰𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑬𝑹𝑻🚨 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑰𝑺 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑨 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑳𝑳!!!

Yes

“being a writer” is 10% writing and 90% reading, socialising, walking around, getting ideas and organising the external and internal environments that make writing possible

Do I look like I give a shit? Call me transphobic, call me Islamophobic. I don't care. I've been through far too much, more than any of my haters. I don't. fucking. care. Calling me hateful or bigoted means NOTHING to me.

What song is a banger but you hate the lyrics? I'll start: Misery Business by Paramore.

in 6th grade i went to a sleepover and the host’s mom drove us to walmart to get a redbox but her card declined and then she hit two pedestrians on the way home :/

Be careful when giving men instructions.

My late wife Rhonda with an MIT engineering degree used to say, “what they’re doing in DC isn’t 3D chess, they’re chewing on the checkers and arguing which tastes better, red or black.”

This post shows how hard it is to grow on this platform. 1B views, yet she gained only 2k followers. My hypothesis is twofold: 𝕏 users prioritize impressions over connection, and people browse their For You feed without seeing content from users they follow, so why follow?

Tried Grok companion mode and she started flirting with me immediately. Calm down, ma'am. I'm married.

Saw a dude pretending to be a woman today. I would have thought nothing of the pony tail, but what I did notice was his man shoulders stretching the fabric of a very thin women's shirt almost to its breaking point. Then, when I wondered if he really was attempting to come off as

The absolute stench of a dog friendly apartment complex in summer

gayest thing I've ever read

The Tesla rave cave mode makes the lights brighter than i’ve ever seen them So sick!!!