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HelmsDeep CPA

@helmsdeepcpa

Retired CPA. MAGA from day one. Taxation, investments, and political trolling is my thing. Heaven bound even with my flaws. 🚫 DM’s

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Here we go. Everyone is going to freak out about the stock market. Stocks will go down. Then stocks will go back up. Remember the ā€œmother of all warsā€ threat by Iraq in 2003, warning the U.S. against invading Iraq? Iraq folded. Iran will fold. Israel is doing the world a

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I’m guessing that the unknown senator, that deservedly experienced the throw down, eating the floor, is way disappointed that Israel attacked iran. His weak -assed attempt to make the news just got swept under the rug! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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Israel conducted precise strikes on numerous Iranian goat farms, disrupting a key sexual entertainment resource. During one attack, Iran’s top military officials, attending a birthday party at a targeted farm, were killed.

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Listen closely to what the reprobate, pathetic democrats say in the following days. They hate America, freedom, and capitalism. Their party is done.

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For those of you who ignored the noise and did not sell during the ā€œdeath crossā€; the ā€œtariff inflationā€; or the ā€œIsrael/Iran conflictā€; congratulations! You have reached stock market maturation! For all the others: good luck in your never-ending puberty.